Prom night can be torture.
We’re fast approaching the Halloween season; that means that
my future entails a lot of Cradle of Filth, even more horror films (if that’s
even possible), and plenty of badass parties. Plus putting together my costume.
I fucking love this time of year.
I spent a while trying to think of what I wanted to review
this week. I probably watch atleast 5 to 10 a week, sometimes repeats, but it’s
always hard to go through and pick which one I want to write about. This is
also made difficult by the calendar I’m putting together for next month, but I
think that today I will be reviewing the Australian film, The Loved Ones.
Title: The Loved Ones
Director(s): Sean Byrne
Writer(s): Sean Byrne
Producer(s): Mark Lazarus, Michael Boughen
Starring: Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy, John Brumpton
Studio: Ambience Entertainment (Australia), Paramount Pictures (US)
Running Time: 84 minutes
Release Date: September 13th, 2009
Director(s): Sean Byrne
Writer(s): Sean Byrne
Producer(s): Mark Lazarus, Michael Boughen
Starring: Xavier Samuel, Robin McLeavy, John Brumpton
Studio: Ambience Entertainment (Australia), Paramount Pictures (US)
Running Time: 84 minutes
Release Date: September 13th, 2009
Your quintessential story of a crazy ass bitch who goes,
well, batshit crazy. Here’s your IMDB approved synopsis:
“In order to avoid a
ghostly figure in the road, high school senior Brent Mitchell wraps his car
around a tree, killing his father. Constantly confronted by his mother's
emotional collapse after the accident, Brent escapes into a marijuana fueled
world of loud metal music to block the pain and guilt. Dejected and out of
sorts, he has a shot at happiness with his girlfriend Holly, a grounded, caring
girl with drop dead good looks, a dream date for the high school prom. But his
plans are thwarted by a disturbing series of events that take place under a
mirrored disco ball, involving pink satin, glitter, syringes, nails, power
drills and a secret admirer. Brent has become the prom king at a macabre,
sadistic event where he is the entertainment.”
In today’s day and age of clueless, supernatural horror
there’s really something to be said about a traditional horror film. Some call
it outplayed and outdated, but there are certain things that never go out of
style and with horror, a good old fashioned homicidal maniac is sometimes
exactly what the doctor ordered. The Loved Ones is an Australian
horror film directed by Sean Byrne (this is his debut film) and starring Xavier
Samuel (The Twilight Saga), Robin McLeavy (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)
and Victoria Thaine (The Son of the Mask), and if you’re
looking for a fun horror romp, then you have found it.
This was a fun one. Doesn’t require much thought, it’s one that you toss on when you want an easily digestible horror flick that’s not going to take too much out of you. Now, I hesitated even typing that out because I feel like it reads as an insult, but I assure you, that is not the case at all. By easily digestible, I mean, you don’t need to analyze everything (i.e. The Shining) and it’s not going to make you want to assume fetal and cry for your mother (i.e. Martyrs). It’s a good old fashioned traditional horror movie, with a few fun twists, PLUS you get to see a Twilight vampire get tortured to shit for an hour and a half.
This was a fun one. Doesn’t require much thought, it’s one that you toss on when you want an easily digestible horror flick that’s not going to take too much out of you. Now, I hesitated even typing that out because I feel like it reads as an insult, but I assure you, that is not the case at all. By easily digestible, I mean, you don’t need to analyze everything (i.e. The Shining) and it’s not going to make you want to assume fetal and cry for your mother (i.e. Martyrs). It’s a good old fashioned traditional horror movie, with a few fun twists, PLUS you get to see a Twilight vampire get tortured to shit for an hour and a half.
The film revolves around Lola, a
lonely girl who has an entirely unhealthy relationship with her father, and her
desire to find her “prince”. You see, Lola is a princess, and daddy does
everything he can to keep it that way because when Lola gets mad, Lola does
fucked up things. This is where poor Brent comes in, and when he turns down her
invitation to prom, Lola and her daddy decide to have their own prom at home.
Only theirs involved a variety of power tools and twisted mental games.
For a debut effort from Byrne, I
was impressed. When I went to his IMDB post viewing I was surprised to see that
this was his first film. While he’s done a variety of shorts (and has an
additional directorial credit on The Secret), this was his first
fulltime position in the director’s chair. He seemed to have complete control
over this world, injecting you into the genuinely creepy and unsettling
atmosphere of Lola and Daddy’s house, but more importantly I feel that he was
successful in the most important aspect of creating a horror film. He had me
emotionally connected to Brent, to his struggles, to his pain, to the entire
experience that he was having and all I was thinking was how badly I wanted
Brent to not only escape, but kick these sick asshole’s right where it hurts.
He gets an A+ in my book, and I will gladly watch something that he does next.
Let’s talk about the cast now. The
cast is ultimately carried by two people, Xavier Samuel and Robin McLeavy. They
were both extremely strong in their roles, and it’s obvious when you look at
their acting credits. They have found mainstream success, Samuel in the Twilight
series and McLeavy in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire
Hunter. The highlight for me was McLeavy, although I thoroughly enjoyed
Samuel in his role as well. When we are first introduced to Lola, she seems
like a sweet young girl who only wants a cute boy to take her to prom. Boy
howdy, are you in for a ride with this one. I feel that there is a very fine
line that can be crossed when it comes to “crazy”, some achieve it (i.e. Betsy
Palmer in Friday the 13th) and some don’t (i.e. Laurie
Metcalfe in Scream 2). Put McLeavy into the former. When the film starts to
pick up, you get an immediate sense of dread and I found myself fearing what
she was going to do next to poor Brent.
So, in closing, The
Loved Ones is a great surface value horror film. A popcorn horror, as I
call it. There’s all the violence, sadism and torture that you could want
(gorehounds, however, will be disappointed) and even a few decent twists thrown
in. If you’re looking for something straight forward to throw on with some
friends, you have your pick. I’d recommend it.
OVERALL SCORE: 6/10
- Rg Lovecraft
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