MR. JONES Teaches You Not To Fuck With His Art

One horror flick that's been making the rounds, having premiered at Tribeca this year, is Karl Mueller's Mr. Jones. I've been seeing people talking about all over the internet, I've watched the trailer a good several times and I must say, I'm excited to see this one.

In what appears to be a mix between Jeepers Creepers and The Blair Witch Project, “Scott (Jon Foster) and Penny (Sarah Jones) just moved to a remote cabin to escape the pressures of the world and breathe new life into their art. But they’ll soon discover they are not alone: an infamously reclusive artist – known only as ‘Mr. Jones’ – lives nearby. He doesn’t like to be disturbed, and only comes out at night when he drags his strange, sinister sculptures deep into the woods. When Scott and Penny’s curiosity leads them too close for Mr. Jones’ comfort, he plunges the young couple into a nightmare world of mayhem, madness and mind-bending terror.”

Jon Foster (Suits), Sarah Jones (Vegas) and Mark Steger (The Pact, I Am Legend) star in the flick from debut director Karl Mueller, who also penned the script. While the flick will be hitting DVD and Blu-ray on May 6th, if you're lucky enough to live in the LA area you'll be able to catch in a theater while on a limited theatrical run starting May 2nd. Heaven knows I'll be there with bells on.

V/H/S/2 (2013) - A Review

Boy, am I ever late to the train on this one. Regardless, here it is and I’m glad to be reviewing it. 

I’ve also realized that I have not posted a review since Gravity, and that breaks my little heart. The past few weeks have been rough but I am very excited to be getting back into it. Once I get a new laptop (which should hopefully be very soon) you guys will be getting too much of me, so I bet you’re just so excited about that as well. 

Regardless, enough yammering, I am even boring myself. Here we GO. 

Last year, was a big year in the world of horror anthologies. Not only did we get ABC’s of Death (review), we got my personal favorite of the year, V/H/S. Produced by Brad Miska and directed, written and starring the newest up and comers in the world of horror, the Mumblegore Crew, it is a fantastic found-footage film that chronicles 5 stories of death and desperation. I loved it, and was naturally very excited when it was announced that a follow up to the film would be released in 2013. I’ll admit, I was very late to the game in seeing this one. Due to a mixture of a faulty computer set up and a bunked up schedule that did not allow me to catch any screenings of it, I was finally able to settle in for a viewing when it was released on Netflix earlier this week.